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Your Next Action Movie

Here’s the oblique movie plot: without more mosquitoes, the Earth will be destroyed.

You’ve got the 23 year old female medical intern straining against the tyranny of her bra as she asks the silver-backed male medical professional:

“But Doctor, are you telling me that without more mosquitoes the Earth is doomed?”

“Yes” he says, “We need more and more and more mosquitoes.”

You have to trust him. He’s got the white coat on, and he’s got the white hair. But will the President act in time?