Eggbeard the Pirate has picked up a new side job.
This is something that happens to you when you’re living on Key West.
He’s the day manager for a really crappy hotel called “Spicy Banana Palace”.
You can stay there. It’s cheap and close to the beach.
Spicy Banana Palace prides itself on bad service. That’s what you’re going to get anyway, so why pretend?
Part of Eggbeard’s job other than sometimes staying awake is answering the phone. It goes like this:
“Thank you for calling Spicy Banana Palace. How can we let you down today?”